Hello, HI readers! I’m having the Holy Trinity of bad days: I’m swimming in deadlines for my day job, my car is frozen solid to its parking space,  and I believe I’ve given myself food poisoning. All these forces combined are keeping me from hitting up Ye Olde Kroger for ingredients for this week’s Vintage Vittles recipe. So we’ll just have to save that for another time, and instead take a weird tour through some of Indy’s simplest and strangest vintage recipes — no trip to your local grocer needed.