Vinyl on top, stone on the bottom?

The porch alterations look like tiny toothpick ‘columns’ shoved into a large stone boot …

But then, onto the south elevation of the house and the bedrock story continues…

WTH Historic near east side

…and the side view.

There’s stone, there’s vinyl, there’s another toothpick and…it’d be perfect for any of the three little piggies, anyway. What does this say to you?

WTH Historic