Simple and modest homes can be fab, often better than the gaudy gargantuan ones, but then come the alterations. Admiration turns to curiosity to the squinting eyebrows and finally here to “WTH?” Evidently, you are not welcome here unless you have a garage door opener, since that seems to be the only entry point on this front elevation.

You don’t have to roll out a red carpet or a carefully manicured bed of flowers, but at least you’d have 100+ channels to choose from if  you were to find your way inside…