Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sometimes it’s hard to know where to begin. Surveying this specimen, please note:

  • Hodgepodge shapes/sizes/placements of windows and doors
  • Drainage as decor, front and center–somewhat hiding the skinny porch posts
  • Hard to see, but the two doors up top seem a bit Laverne & Shirley–why do both open onto the ‘terrace’?
  • The siding fronting the bottom part of the ‘terrace’ …haven’t seen that before